I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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