Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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