yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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