Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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