do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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