what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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