dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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