Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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