it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Randomize
