we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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