Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I lost the right to judge tonight
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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