there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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