You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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