It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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