Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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