How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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