You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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