at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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