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(713): View more from Texas

So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?

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(512): View more from Texas

If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.

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(404): View more from Georgia

he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.

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(718): View more from New York

They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule

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(949): View more from California

The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.

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