Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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