she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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