Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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