You really coming over, don't trick.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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