i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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