Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize
