you have to choose: penises or morals?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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