On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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