Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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