then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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