I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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