she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Randomize