...so i touched it.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I pour the whiskey from now on
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