we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
