he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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