also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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