***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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