So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
not ubering you a puppy
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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