your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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