Ambien. No doubt about it.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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