Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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