Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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