I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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