You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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