i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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