You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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