Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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