i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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