apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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