a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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