we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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