sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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