My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
