Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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