She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
