Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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